Third imposter caught!

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:51 pm

just kidding

p.s. well not really, I met this girl but it turned out she really wasn't a girl. but it was pretty obvious. god what the fuck is wrong with people nowadays!?

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:10 am

Transsexuals are more dangerous than standard gays. You are lucky that you didn't fell for a "elite" rich one. There was a case where one guy didn't found out that his "woman" was transsexual until after marriage.

blackmyst · Post by **blackmyst** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:12 am

Haha, that's an argument I'm going to use from now on against people who don't want sex before marriage. "You might marry a dude without even knowing."

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:21 am

blackmyst wrote:Haha, that's an argument I'm going to use from now on against people who don't want sex before marriage. "You might marry a dude without even knowing."

I can see so many weddings crash and burn.

Priest: "Speak now or forever hold your peace."
Random Guy: "She's a man!"
Groom: "OMGWTFBBQ"
*Groom dies from shock, depression, and embarrassment.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:18 am

blackmyst wrote:Haha, that's an argument I'm going to use from now on against people who don't want sex before marriage. "You might marry a dude without even knowing."

In the case I mentioned the dude actually had sex with "her". He had a very well made artificial vagina apparently.

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Wed May 30, 2007 4:23 am

I bet he loved sucking on that adam's apple while he fucked she-him

SquareHead · Post by **SquareHead** » Wed May 30, 2007 8:19 am

Neo Kaiser wrote:Transsexuals are more dangerous than standard gays. You are lucky that you didn't fell for a "elite" rich one. There was a case where one guy didn't found out that his "woman" was transsexual until after marriage.

Thats sone Jerry Springer shit right there.

Nightcrawler · Post by **Nightcrawler** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:06 pm

Neo Kaiser wrote:
blackmyst wrote:Haha, that's an argument I'm going to use from now on against people who don't want sex before marriage. "You might marry a dude without even knowing."
In the case I mentioned the dude actually had sex with "her". He had a very well made artificial vagina apparently.

That's why you can't always do it in the dark. You need to know what you're sticking your junk into.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Wed May 30, 2007 5:58 pm

But I was thinking that no mater how skilled a surgeon is, He can't never create a perfect vagina. The people who have this problem is because the take a "girl" to a Motel when they are drunk.

soulmata · Post by **soulmata** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:07 pm

you are captain english

Joe Camacho · Post by **Joe Camacho** » Wed May 30, 2007 6:11 pm

soulmata wrote:you are captain english

Hahahahaha.

Neo Kaiser · Post by **Neo Kaiser** » Wed May 30, 2007 7:32 pm

I fixed it! I think....

casualsax3 · Post by **casualsax3** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:13 pm

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&ta ... abiaplasty

creaothceann · Post by **creaothceann** » Wed May 30, 2007 11:09 pm

Panzer88 · Post by **Panzer88** » Thu May 31, 2007 12:32 am

thats some nasty stuff.

I once went to a wedding and the minister asks the bride "do you take Joel, to be your lawfully wedded wife" and she says, "I most certainly will not!" half the people were suprised because they weren't paying attention to the words.

talk about a screw up minister, (this was a regular guy/girl couple by the way)
funny as hell though, they turned bright red.

ah memories.

I also remember a friend of mine, him and a bunch of people that always hung out together decided to disguise themselves and go into a mall, and see if they could find each other. Well anyways this guy is totally normal but he decides to disguise himself as a chick for this thing. He sent us pictures and a friend of mine says "What disturbs me the most is that I would be attracted to that if I didn't know it was Casey" NAS-TY

Jikmo · Post by **Jikmo** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:50 am

So I'm acquainted with this one really flamboyant gay guy, and every time I see him, I tell him how fucking disgusting his gay sex is.

Anyway, the last time I saw him, we were both pounding these two transsexuals (one was pre-op, one was post-op). It was fucking awesome.

I'm straight by the way.

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Yeah, that didn't actually happen, but my point is that some people just don't care about the whole gender thing. Of course, IMO, if you can't tell your husband/wife/thing about your gender, you're not ready to get married yet.