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which of these would you choose as your companion?

mermaid (top-half human)
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reverse mermaid (bottom-half human)
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Goddammit.
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Fuck that, I'm not going to an island.
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D) ????????

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too bad he thinks he's a fox D:
<Nach> so why don't the two of you get your own room and leave us alone with this stupidity of yours?
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Post by blackmyst »

lol

A: cause she should still have some hole somewhere, better than dealing with B.
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haha aol made a funny
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Post by adventure_of_link »

A recycled funny, but whatever.

I had to do it... the fwap fwap reminded me of fapfapfap :P

:lol:

Too bad it fails for being done in mspaint.exe though. Oh well.
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Post by PHoNyMiKe »

how old is that mermaid? is it still a crime?

even a mermaid has a butthole, plus the mouth and titties.

I'll take D.
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phOnYmIkE wrote:how old is that mermaid? is it still a crime?

even a mermaid has a butthole, plus the mouth and titties.

I'll take D.
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Post by Lizking »

phOnYmIkE wrote:how old is that mermaid? is it still a crime?

even a mermaid has a butthole, plus the mouth and titties.

I'll take D.
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Post by Demios »

I guess I'm getting blowjobs from the non fish-headed one.
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Post by Bent »

Anyone else reminded of Futurama?
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Post by casualsax3 »

Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
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casualsax3 wrote:Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
I take it you are the type of guy that's never had a gilljob before. :wink:
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Post by Joe Camacho »

I still can't decide, goddammit.
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Post by AntoineWG »

I'd go with A. At least you have something to look at and there's gotta be some hole to use and no fish breath.
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Post by alexz721 »

I'd ride the mermaid home for some human pussy. Plus, I'd get to play with boobs, and that's just hours of entertainment right there.
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Post by Cyrus »

AntoineWG wrote:I'd go with A. At least you have something to look at and there's gotta be some hole to use and no fish breath.
alexz721 wrote:I'd ride the mermaid home for some human pussy. Plus, I'd get to play with boobs, and that's just hours of entertainment right there.
Precisely.
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This poll should feel right at home in /b/.
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Post by Demios »

Analyze the situation properly gentlemen.

A.
Can Give boob jobs
Can give blow jobs
Has hair that can be played with
Can cuddle... which could be/not be a hassle.
Can hold hands
Can make out
Can bitch and moan
Might be able to keep you company.
Can voice her opinion on why you should not eat fish and why seaweed is better for you

B.
Has sharp bristles on lips like all fish do.
Probably has a vagina that smells like sardines
Can't bitch and moan
Probably thinks like a fish
Has two glassy eyes.
Has a vagina
Can't make out
Can't give worthwile blowjobs
Cold upper body.
Will probably die if you don't live in the ocean
Has spines
Not a mermaid

The choice is clear.

As great as vagina is, only virgins want to have sex with a mentally decrepid fishthing. Give me a real woman anyday. Trap me on an island with either of those two... Well... people go crazy after a while. I'd kill it bury the human half and have fish to eat.

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Post by casualsax3 »

Very well thought out.
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I could pick B and not die of starvation.

EDIT: Whoops, I didn't see Demios post.
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casualsax3 wrote:Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
I picked B. Really, what do you think would attract a boat more? Seeing a woman swimming, a human-sized FISH TORSO? Fuck sex, I'm getting off this island.
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Post by Demios »

Miyomei wrote:
casualsax3 wrote:Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
I picked B. Really, what do you think would attract a boat more? Seeing a woman swimming, a human-sized FISH TORSO? Fuck sex, I'm getting off this island.
Wrong fish get big... nothing special about that. Seeing a woman where there should not be civilization though... that would catch someone's eye.
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