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which of these would you choose as your companion?

mermaid (top-half human)
33
87%
reverse mermaid (bottom-half human)
5
13%
 
Total votes: 38

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Post by PHoNyMiKe »

casualsax3 wrote:Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
you didn't have to explain why you voted for fish head sardine girl. I myself am a cuddler, and am waiting until marriage to have sex. or until the hooker gets here in about an hour. which ever comes first.
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Post by casualsax3 »

phOnYmIkE wrote:
casualsax3 wrote:Who the fuck voted for B? The only type of guy that would vote B is the type that's never had sex, thinks vaginas are the end all of awesome, and doesn't realize how awesome blow jobs are...
you didn't have to explain why you voted for fish head sardine girl. I myself am a cuddler, and am waiting until marriage to have sex. or until the hooker gets here in about an hour. which ever comes first.
I'm confused. I didn't vote for fish head sarding girl.
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Post by PHoNyMiKe »

suuuuuure you didn't.
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Post by Silensho »

A) For all the reasons explained before.
What?
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Post by Neo Kaiser »

A) because I don't want a fish head giving me a blowjob. Besides B) would not moan from sex.
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Post by neoblaze »

you guys are sick in the head
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Post by Echoecho »

animals
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Post by SquareHead »

Thread of the year.
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Post by Lizking »

Agozer wrote:This poll should feel right at home in /b/.
It was, a few times.

the results were quite different. probably because so many people on /b/ are closet furries.

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Post by soulmata »

I pick neither, because i'm not such a desparate lame fuck as to have to fuck an animal.

Instead I work on getting off the island or just chilling.

You fucking dumbshits.
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Post by casualsax3 »

Oh well, more BJ's for me.
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Post by AntoineWG »

At least the mermaid would be somebody to talk to.
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Post by soulmata »

AntoineWG wrote:At least the mermaid would be somebody to talk to.
fag
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Post by Gospel »

why are fish so good at giving blowjobs?

they dont stop to breathe, durrr gills
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Post by AntoineWG »

soulmata wrote:
AntoineWG wrote:At least the mermaid would be somebody to talk to.
fag
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Post by Oskar_Hanberg »

soulmata wrote:
AntoineWG wrote:At least the mermaid would be somebody to talk to.
fag
For once in my life I'd have to agree with Sould.. I mean COMEON! is talking what you want to do when you can have all the blowjobs you want??
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Post by MisterJones »

It doesn't state anywhere she will be willing to give 'em in case you chose her.


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Post by Oskar_Hanberg »

No.. but there's still a bigger CHANSE that you'll get any if she has a human head.. and yeah.. BOOBS!
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Post by darkbenny »

wow

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Post by neoblaze »

ok bye

haha 5 people voted #2
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