ITZ FLAT!

Vault Dweller · Post by **Vault Dweller** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 5:58 pm

No clue where this originated from, but here we go...

The earth is FLAT.

1. The Government and all other similar organizations around the world created the Round Earth Conspiracy. Since were kids and they tought us on believing on a round earth, the very same way in religion is also implanted on us.

2. Much of science is a lie, also part of the conspiracy. The round earth pictures sent back by NASA are fake, doctored, they are also part of the conspiracy.

3. Magellan did not circumnavigated a round earth, he just traveled in a circle in a flat pie shaped world. I can do the same in my room, travel around and return at my starting point.

4. Gravity does not exist, the Earth simply is accelerating upwards at a rate of 9.8m/s^2 we are simply pushed downwards by this upward acceleration.

5. You cannot and should not post SCIENTIFIC ASSUMPTIONS to counter my aforementioned arguments, everything....the science, history, they are all part of the conspiracy, have you ever actually been on a space shuttle and saw the earth round?

6. The earth is surronded by an "Ice wall" that is several kilometers high, this is what keeps our atmosphere and what keeps the ocean from flowing out into space as the earth accelerates upward.

7. The world's governments have established military bases at the north and south pole to keep most of us from ever seeng the ice wall, but they have failed for some of us have seen the ice wall.

8. The curvature you see when you look at a distance by the seshore or at mountaintops is the effect of the limits of the field of vision, which is circular, or you may just be seeing the flat disc of the earth.

9. Hence the earth is flat, the UN - United Nations is sending this secret message in their logo which can be found at http://www.un.int/ notice the true shape of the earth from the image, which is a flat circular pie surrounded by the wall of ice which are represented by the leaf like structures on both sides. The person that designed the logo knows the truth.

I KNEW IT WAS ALL A LIE!

Joe Camacho · Post by **Joe Camacho** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:23 pm

That's interesting.

PHoNyMiKe · Post by **PHoNyMiKe** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:11 pm

I've been telling people this for years but nobody will fucking listen! finally I have some hard evidence to prove to them that I'm always right!!

corronchilejano · Post by **corronchilejano** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:43 pm

I always knew France couldnt exist.

Vault Dweller · Post by **Vault Dweller** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:25 pm

I just noticed the god awful spelling and grammar...wow.

darkbenny · Post by **darkbenny** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:01 am

i hate chicks that are flat

Clements · Post by **Clements** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:16 am

Vault Dweller wrote:No clue where this originated from, but here we go...

The earth is FLAT.

1. The Government and all other similar organizations around the world created the Round Earth Conspiracy. Since were kids and they tought us on believing on a round earth, the very same way in religion is also implanted on us.

2. Much of science is a lie, also part of the conspiracy. The round earth pictures sent back by NASA are fake, doctored, they are also part of the conspiracy.

3. Magellan did not circumnavigated a round earth, he just traveled in a circle in a flat pie shaped world. I can do the same in my room, travel around and return at my starting point.

4. Gravity does not exist, the Earth simply is accelerating upwards at a rate of 9.8m/s^2 we are simply pushed downwards by this upward acceleration.

5. You cannot and should not post SCIENTIFIC ASSUMPTIONS to counter my aforementioned arguments, everything....the science, history, they are all part of the conspiracy, have you ever actually been on a space shuttle and saw the earth round?

6. The earth is surronded by an "Ice wall" that is several kilometers high, this is what keeps our atmosphere and what keeps the ocean from flowing out into space as the earth accelerates upward.

7. The world's governments have established military bases at the north and south pole to keep most of us from ever seeng the ice wall, but they have failed for some of us have seen the ice wall.

8. The curvature you see when you look at a distance by the seshore or at mountaintops is the effect of the limits of the field of vision, which is circular, or you may just be seeing the flat disc of the earth.

9. Hence the earth is flat, the UN - United Nations is sending this secret message in their logo which can be found at http://www.un.int/ notice the true shape of the earth from the image, which is a flat circular pie surrounded by the wall of ice which are represented by the leaf like structures on both sides. The person that designed the logo knows the truth.
I KNEW IT WAS ALL A LIE!

snkcube · Post by **snkcube** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:11 am

I've been told lies all these years. Damn.

Mike · Post by **Mike** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:19 am

snkcube wrote:I've been told lies all these years. Damn.

Same here Snk, Same here.

Cyrus · Post by **Cyrus** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:45 am

Corronchilejano wrote:I always knew France couldnt exist.

DarkBenny wrote:i hate chicks that are flat

Ditto to both.

megamanzer0 · Post by **megamanzer0** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 5:23 am

ahaha I like the UN symbol

blackmyst · Post by **blackmyst** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:25 am

They're wrong about one thing though, gravity is not generated by an upward accelleration, but by centrifugal force, since the earth is spun around inside a big blue "sock" that we see as the sky. At night, when the sun isn't illuminating it from the inside (it sinks back into our ocean), the holes in the sock appear to us as "stars".

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:37 am

blackmyst wrote:They're wrong about one thing though, gravity is not generated by an upward accelleration, but by centrifugal force, since the earth is spun around inside a big blue "sock" that we see as the sky. At night, when the sun isn't illuminating it from the inside (it sinks back into our ocean), the holes in the sock appear to us as "stars".

I'm sure this sock gets to smell... as this phenomenom known as "rain" is really this sock being in the washing machine.

sweener2001 · Post by **sweener2001** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:39 am

centrifugal force would put on the sock, and not on the earth

Joe Camacho · Post by **Joe Camacho** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:24 am

sweener2001 wrote:centrifugal force would put on the sock, and not on the earth

Silly Sweener2001, the laws of physics are surely part of the CONSPIRACY.

Vault Dweller · Post by **Vault Dweller** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:22 pm

Joe Camacho wrote:
sweener2001 wrote:centrifugal force would put on the sock, and not on the earth
Silly Sweener2001, the laws of physics are surely part of the CONSPIRACY.

Read point 2.

AntoineWG · Post by **AntoineWG** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:33 pm

Oh my God! We have to stop drilling for oil in the oceans! We could drill all the way through the bottom and all the water will run out through the hole!

whicker · Post by **whicker** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:41 pm

AntoineWG wrote:Oh my God! We have to stop drilling for oil in the oceans! We could drill all the way through the bottom and all the water will run out through the hole!

You reminded me of one of the "Engineering Disasters" of modern marvels on the history channel. Basically some idiot survey crew was collecting soil samples in an above sea-level lake. The whole area was riddled with underground mine shafts.

oops...

AntoineWG · Post by **AntoineWG** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:32 pm

I saw that one! The History Channel rocks!

funkyass · Post by **funkyass** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:55 am

whicker wrote:
AntoineWG wrote:Oh my God! We have to stop drilling for oil in the oceans! We could drill all the way through the bottom and all the water will run out through the hole!
You reminded me of one of the "Engineering Disasters" of modern marvels on the history channel. Basically some idiot survey crew was collecting soil samples in an above sea-level lake. The whole area was riddled with underground mine shafts.

oops...

they never found that water.

AntoineWG · Post by **AntoineWG** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:13 am

But 3 of the boats that got sucked into the giant vortex came bobbing back up like corks the next day.

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