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Who told you that? That TOTALLY isn't the reason I allow evil to exist in the world! There is a perfectly good, philosophically sound argument for it beyond "for the lulz", and as soon as I figure out what it is, I'll let you in on the secret.

Ooooooh no. You're not pinning this one on me.

Yuber wrote:neither you nor I can read the guy's mind.

Why not? I can.

I didn't give anyone turkeys. That was my brother Steve.

I'm sure the real God doesn't suck at Tetris. I mean, the universe itself is a ridiculously complicated puzzle in many ways and God MADE it, so if you suck at Tetris I can't have any faith in you. The universe is shitty as it is because he sucks at tetris. Dumbass can't deal with Z blocks for the l...

Gimmick? Are you implying I'm not actually the master of (almost) everything?
I'm hurt.

By destroying all existing copies of Tetris, burning Alexey Pajitnov at the stake as a heretic, and purging the very word itself from the world!

Your God hath spoken.

Nice job with all the pot, coke and dem frogs too, bro. Real inventive right there. I expected you people to practice some moderation! Sheesh. Why do we have that and not really cool stuff like, I don't know, a Flame Whip ? Your priorities suck. True story: I gave everyone flame whips the first tim...

How about health insurance executives who deny cancer treatment to those in desperate need because of lifetime caps plus generally playing God and indirectly killing hundreds of thousands Son, if they were playing Me, you'd know it. Nikola Tesla did a better job at playing God than any CEO. Is that...

Man, kid. Ever hear about free will? I can't stop bad people until they get to the pearly gates. PEOPLE have to fix people problems. Also, really? There are people dying because they were born with the wrong skin color, they worship me in the wrong manner, they're men that like men, or just because ...

I was always fond of Wisdom Tree's work, truth be told. Bible Adventures is hilarious.
I don't use filters, though. I read the graphics RAM directly. It's crisper that way.
If I want to get an enhanced version, I read the original artist intent. It's good to be god.

Prayers.
No, Suzie, I will NOT help you get a good grade on your math test tomorrow. Maybe you should try, I dunno, studying instead of begging me to help you cheat? Just a crazy guess.

Yuber wrote:my God

Yes, my son?

I was a few billion years old in 1983.

*shakes fist*
Me-damned free will! Stupid "kind and loving" bullhockey!
Who did I allow to sell me on this hippie crap and why did I create them? Nothing wrong with a well-deserved smiting!

Damn whipersnappers. I don't get no respect.

Sometime in my lifetime would be nice, guys.

Ah, that's right. You guys never got the full version.
I assure you, it only gets sweeter as time goes on, though I admit to being in a mild disaster kick lately myself.

Motherfucking Tetris! GARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Then answer's rather clearly SimEarth.
I've been playing it for billions of years, and it never gets old.

gllt wrote:

Gil_Hamilton wrote:

Haneda wrote:Bionic Commando? Bionic Commando Rearmed? Sonic Unleashed? Super Stardust HD?

I don't know my God.

Hi.

neoblaze wrote:Nemesis is GOD.

*ahem*

Damn. I KNEW I shouldn't have let them get so independent...

Hi. I hear this thread has a surefire way to master Tetris?

SmartOne wrote:

sweener2001 wrote:you're still an idiot

I disagree.

You don't get a vote.

I swear.... If I weren't so kind and loving, I'd blast you with a lightning bolt right now, you insolent whippersnapper!