ZSNES board

I have no idea what you guys are talking about, well other than giving me a hard time for derailing conversations. Everyone knows that ZSNES was programmed by ancient aliens thousands of years ago, as prophesied by Nostradamus. You can make anything out of his "prophecies" so the coming aw...

Earlier this evening, I was watching what I think was a new episode of ancient aliens, and jizzhair and his butt buddies created another amazing and obviously true theory. They "theorized" that the pineal gland in the brain(produces melatonin & generally helps control our sleep cycles)...

I will never be able to memorize that dude's name unless I make a massive effort to do so(I'm bad with names in general), so spooge hair or whatever will have to do. I don't even know how to pronounce that goofy bastard's name anyway. One of the funniest statements I remember him making on ancient a...

And it's still better than the religion one. Respectfully disagree. I was an atheist for 27 years, and it's hard to explain what made me change my mind because it certainly didn't happen overnight or because of any one thing or experience. I'd rather not argue about religion because those types of ...

Damn, that's a lot of moved posts. I just don't know what to talk about when it comes to ZSNES development because I don't know of any recent updates. Has any progress been made? *puts head back into Tesla coil* How DARE you filthy plebs mock my ancient alien ancestors! It's so obvious that every si...

I'm a beer man, llamas all the way. I'd choose God, but I took the poll as meaning the gimmick account God VS vodka and llamas.

9x is now my go-to SNES emulator too, and from PMing some mods a while back I've been told that while it's not dead, the new ZSNES is still in the very, very early stages of development. I hope it comes out in 3-4 years and makes all the other emus look like shit, but I'm almost as used to 9x now th...

It seems a little too convenient that the strings are far too small for us to measure with today's technology(I'm guessing), but yeah I have no idea either. One thing is clear though *sticks hair in Tesla coil*: string theory was invented by ancient astronauts thousands of years ago and you filthy p...

Gil, don't worry, I don't believe in ancient alien nonsense. I don't really think anything I said was so unclear it needing defining, but by underwater civilizations I meant areas that were formerly coastal areas that are now underwater due to the glaciers melting. We certainly have explored a lot m...

I concede the point about the age of the universe because I forgot to take the cosmic microwave background into account, and as you said, it's getting bigger right now anyway due to inflation. The universe's size seems almost infinite because it just keeps getting bigger and bigger every second. The...

Hundreds and especially thousands of years ago, "science" was defined very differently; it was nearly inseparable from religious/spiritual beliefs in many cases. Due to lack of technology, things like the 4 humors and geocentricity were considered scientific fact despite those "theori...

And yes, we currently know that both quantum physics and general relativity have serious issues. The math for the former blows up when you get above a certain size, and the math for the latter blows up when you get below a certain size. And in most cases we use newtonian physics because it's wrong,...

IMO, trans-humanism becomes a creepy abomination when people start replacing their physical bodes with robotic parts in order to live forever or become "god-like", and that's hard to define because many people define God or Gods differently. I see no problem replacing hips, preventing dise...

I don't know enough about this scientifically to really comment and I was just speculating like I often do, but my ideas of a collective consciousness basically come from the Global Consciousness Project. I only heard about this on that Through the Wormhole show, so I'm not even sure if that's the c...

If that makes more sense to you than telepathy, than does the South Park solution to overpopulation appeal to you as well? In an episode called "Goobacks" about people time traveling from the future to the past to get jobs, all the men of the town tried to prevent future people from being ...

it's like you're just rattling off 70+ year old sci-fi ideas I'm not even interested in sci-fi, much less 70+ year old sci-fi. Telepathic communication is just a random guess about how a species much more intelligent than us would communicate with eachother. They could communicate by burying their ...

Yeah, that definitely sounds like psychopathic logic. I don't see any reason to be offended about you 2 not liking MB's humanoid form, and while I disagree I understand your reasons. You wish that they had kept her/it a bio-mechanical computer on life support, pulling the strings of all the other li...

Indeed. I've even bought the PC versions. Because god DAMN those things were fun. Other than the VS games, the D&D games were the games I was most looking forward to emulating once CPS2 emulation was finally possible. I'm absolutely terrible at them, but they are some of the best beat-em-ups of...

Looking at the gif of MB, I see what you mean, but SM's MB was connected by a bunch of tube-like structures as well although the case wasn't nearly as intricate looking when it comes to the amount of different shit connecting her. IMO, the 2nd and 3rd stages make up for the slightly inferior cased M...

I can be, but beating Ghouls was so fucking frustrating that I deserve the right to brag about it sometimes. I'm thinking about picking up Ultimate GNG as well. Have you played it, and if you have, how is it compared to the other games in the series? I've asked about UGNG before in case you mention ...

You guys couldn't have taken the ballsack comments seriously, right?(although she does kinda look like a spiky nutsack) My first Metroid game was actually Super, although I did have an NES when I was a kid. It's one of those classic games I need to play sometime, although I doubt I'll have the same ...

It all makes sense now... hot blonde bounty hunter taking out the gargantuan, evil ballsack master, blasting it with her estrogen pellets of glory! Those sneaky Nintendo feminist extremists! In the next game, maybe Samus will have to fight the galactic cannon of doom and escape from a rather sticky ...

I know that's Mother Brain in the US, but because Metroid was made in Japan, are you sure that's not supposed to be some evil scrotum-torture device in the Japanese version? The stem looks like it could be...ow ow nevermind! Seriously though, MB looks disgusting in the NES version. SM has a ton more...

Those Capcom arcade ports with the 4 meg RAM cart were ridiculously impressive and simply could not be done on the PSX. SFA3 on the PSX was pretty damn impressive considering its hardware limitations though. I've only seen video of the Japanese SS port that uses the 4 mb cart, but it looks pretty mu...

I know you're being sarcastic, but I assume he means that despite being hard, it's challenging in a fun way. Ghouls n' Ghosts(arcade and Genesis) fits that description for me. It's brutally hard with enemies coming at you all the time, and when you're in your underwear and a chest pops up, it's usua...