I'm only writing simple things at the moment (because I have no programming experience before starting this). Anyway I'm bored so I feel like posting something
Should be interesting if you're mega-bored.
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#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
int age;
printf( "Please enter your age: " );
scanf( "%d", &age );
if ( age < 4 ) {
printf( "Well done little one, you're able to read and write.\n" );
printf( "Remember, girls are disgusting and will give you coodies if you touch them!\n" );
}
else if ( age < 12 ) {
printf( "You are pretty young!\n" );
printf( "Why are you wasting your time on a computer?\n" );
printf( "Go out and play with your friends or something.\n" );
printf( "Or play a videogame. Those are way better than going outside.\n" );
}
else if ( age < 17 ) {
printf( "In a few years you'll be an adult, but you're still very young.\n" );
}
else if ( age < 30 ) {
printf( "You're an adult so you've probably grown up, but you're not old yet.\n" );
printf( "Remember, make the most out of life while you are still young.\n" );
printf( "And for god sake, don't have kids until you're 35!\n" );
}
else if ( age < 60 ) {
printf( "You're not so young anymore, but you're not a member of the elderly yet.\n" );
}
else if ( age < 100 ) {
printf( "You're old.\n" );
}
else if ( age < 120 ) {
printf( "You're really old!\n" );
}
else if ( age < 155 ) {
printf( "You really know how to live!\n" );
}
else if ( age < 180 ) {
printf( "You're so ancient! You must be scratching those bones of yours eh?\n" );
}
else {
printf( "You should be dead by now\n" );
printf( "I mean most people only last until maybe 110 at the most.\n" );
printf( "How the hell have you survived this long!?\n" );
printf( "Are you... superman?\n" );
}
return 0;
}
