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Who wants to eat some penis?

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Penis Platter...yum

Scroll down the the second picture of hanging penis and read what it says...I f*cking fell out of my chair...LOL! Someone needs to tell my wife that...hahaha!
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Post by AntoineWG »

Somewhere in China there are a lot of very gender confused animals.
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Post by SquareHead »

Eating penis can not be good for a guy. No matter what nutritionists say.
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Post by Joe Camacho »

I have eaten bull calf's testicles. They taste like chicken.
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Joe Camacho wrote:I have eaten bull calf's testicles. They taste like chicken.
A lot of things taste like chicken...

I'll tell you this much, the Chinese are far ahead in all the weird but natural stuff. I'm not saying you should go eat some penis, but if it cures cancer or something... :lol: :wink:
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Post by MisterJones »

Deathlike2 wrote:A lot of things taste like chicken...
More like, chicken is one of those many meals that have all the same generic taste. Only it's more common than any other. I blame their eating habits.
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Post by Starman Ghost »

I'm not hungry anymore.
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Wow. Gay.
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there is something oddly gay about chowing down on cock
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Post by corronchilejano »

Deer pennis is good for colds... that's what Steven Seagal says.
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Post by blackmyst »

I've seen something like this on discovery like three times now.
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Post by Cyrus »

Now whenever I tell someone to "Go eat a dick" it wont be as insulting. Damn China, where is a war when you need one.
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Post by PHoNyMiKe »

there's this place magu's goes to, called the "Male Room" where they serve all types of penis. he used to say how much he loved the place. but you can't just bite into it like other meat, you gotta moisten it up first like a cigar, then when it's ready to eat, vanilla icing comes out of the middle of it.

personally, I've a vegetarian.
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Post by Alvein »

I'd eat all manner of insects before I'd eat that >.>
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Post by DEFIANT »

I would have to agree, gimme insects, dog, cat, squid...whatever...just no penis....PLEASE!

Here's a better question: Who would eat an animal's vagina?

oh man...i just grossed myself out...yuck
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Alvein wrote:I'd eat all manner of insects before I'd eat that >.>
Fried grasshopper, worms and chocolate covered crickets are common in southern México.
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Joe Camacho wrote:Fried grasshopper
Man, it's been a while since I ate some. I should go to oaxaca one of thse days.
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Joe Camacho wrote:
Alvein wrote:I'd eat all manner of insects before I'd eat that >.>
Fried grasshopper, worms and chocolate covered crickets are common in southern México.
Is it any good?
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snkcube wrote:
Joe Camacho wrote:
Alvein wrote:I'd eat all manner of insects before I'd eat that >.>
Fried grasshopper, worms and chocolate covered crickets are common in southern México.
Is it any good?
Well, I can only speak for chocolate covered crickets, and well, they do taste good. Bare in mind that the insects eaten in México are grown for that purpose.
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Post by PHoNyMiKe »

you're all homophobic closet homosexuals. it's 2006. I wouldn't touch that shit unless it was a dry meat with some nice spices. I hate slimy shit like oysters and squid and shit. there's a place in japan or somewhere oriental like that that takes a live frog, kills it, skins it, grills it, then serves it to you in a bowl. with its beating heart served on a tiny plate. fuck that shit.
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