help with zsnes

stewie17 · Post by **stewie17** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:10 am

what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

Post by **grinvader** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:15 am

I'm tempted to answer "a brain" here. But maybe that'll sound too harsh.

Maybe.

Post by **Agozer** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:26 am

Fuck this shit. Seriously.

There's stupid and then there's retarded beyond all help.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:37 am

stewie17 wrote:what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

A web browser, like the one you used to get here. Imagine that!

Post by **odditude** » Sun May 11, 2008 12:39 am

stewie17 wrote:what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

an active internet connection

oh yeah, and a brain

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:50 am

what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

wget

Post by **grinvader** » Sun May 11, 2008 10:04 am

Franky wrote:
what do I need to download zsnes successfully?
wget :wink:

Incorrect.

Clements · Post by **Clements** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:42 pm

stewie17 wrote:what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 11, 2008 2:48 pm

grinvader wrote:
Franky wrote:
what do I need to download zsnes successfully?
wget
Incorrect.

Umm, wget is a program that you use to download files from the internet.
Plus, I was just joking around (though honestly, you really can use wget to download it

)

franpa · Post by **franpa** » Sun May 11, 2008 3:03 pm

I 'think' he knows ._.

Deathlike2 · Post by **Deathlike2** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:46 pm

Clements wrote:
stewie17 wrote:what do I need to download zsnes successfully?

We need more of those.

Mark57Raider · Post by **Mark57Raider** » Sun May 11, 2008 4:58 pm

It's a possibility that he is joking. If you can get to the zsnes website. Then you probably know how to download files too. What a jokester.

Post by **grinvader** » Sun May 11, 2008 6:15 pm

@Franky: I'm sure wget makes it very nice to download files from a place without internet access.
He specifically asked what he needed to download it successfully. So, incorrect answer.

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:42 pm

Mark57Raider wrote:It's a possibility that he is joking.

It's probable that he wasn't. You don't properly understand the depths of retardation that make it here.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 11, 2008 8:47 pm

I find it quite hilarious that this guy calls himself "stewie".

(It's the name of that baby in Family Guy -- the baby is really intelligent).

megamanzer0 · Post by **megamanzer0** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:05 pm

when you have to explain a joke its not funny. you didn't have to explain that one btw.

ZH/Franky · Post by **ZH/Franky** » Sun May 11, 2008 9:05 pm

Mark57Raider · Post by **Mark57Raider** » Mon May 12, 2008 12:29 am

Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Mark57Raider wrote:It's a possibility that he is joking.
It's probable that he wasn't. You don't properly understand the depths of retardation that make it here.

Meh, I just think if you know how to get to a website you know how to download too. And Gil, you're starting to antagonize me on these boards a little bit. Well anywho he's probably figured it out already so it makes no difference.

I.S.T. · Post by **I.S.T.** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:49 am

*explains*

You see, the zsnes board has a long and storied history of having complete and utter fucking morons come online and ask questions that are at best obviously answered using logic, and at worst are products of lazyness.

Hence peoples' strong reaction against this guy.

I might be a bit off on the details, but this should be correct.

Gil_Hamilton · Post by **Gil_Hamilton** » Mon May 12, 2008 7:07 am

Mark57Raider wrote:
Gil_Hamilton wrote:
Mark57Raider wrote:It's a possibility that he is joking.
It's probable that he wasn't. You don't properly understand the depths of retardation that make it here.
Meh, I just think if you know how to get to a website you know how to download too. And Gil, you're starting to antagonize me on these boards a little bit. Well anywho he's probably figured it out already so it makes no difference.

I'm heartbroken. Really I am.

And you think wrong.
Experience tells me that there ARE people that don't know how to download files, but are still capable of registering for the forum to ask how to download a file.

Experience also tells me there are people that CANNOT READ that can still register for a forum and post successfully. I've never figured that one out.

I.S.T. wrote:*explains*

You see, the zsnes board has a long and storied history of having complete and utter fucking morons come online and ask questions that are at best obviously answered using logic, and at worst are products of lazyness.

Hence peoples' strong reaction against this guy.

I might be a bit off on the details, but this should be correct.

3 pages of "missing dinput7.dll" threads.
THREE SOLID PAGES.
DESPITE THE BIG RED WARNING ON THE FRONT PAGE ABOUT NEEDING TO UPDATE TO DIRECTX 7.

That was the exact moment I lost all faith in humanity.

There's also the people that can't figure out how to run zip files, load games, grasp that they can't type character names on the keyboard like a PC game, try to run NES games, try to run Genesis games, try to run GameBoy games, try to run FUCKING PLAYSTATION GAMES!, and God only knows what I've forgotten.

BCprogger · Post by **BCprogger** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:41 pm

Oh come on, it's called ZSNES, it's easy to think it plays games from playstation, NES, gameboy, N64, and pretty much every single system ever created. Of course if they RTFM they might discover, I believe it is in there somewhere: "ZSNES is a program for emulating the Super Nintendo" or something to that effect. As if the name of the damn program isn't enough. And then we have those poor souls who don't even understand basic file management and can't seem to find the ROM files that it turns out they didn't download in the first place.

On the other hand, it does result in "fun" threads like this...

And everybody forgot something very important for downloading ZSNES properly! A computer! (or cell-phone, or some other networkable device).

That should solve his problem. "Oh, I see, I was trying to use my toaster, but I couldn't install windows! the CD kept melting everytime I tried to boot!"

franpa · Post by **franpa** » Thu May 15, 2008 4:54 pm

BCprogger wrote: "Oh, I see, I was trying to use my toaster, but I couldn't install windows! the CD kept melting everytime I tried to boot!"

LMAO !

Mark57Raider · Post by **Mark57Raider** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:22 am

Actually, wouldn't putting a CD in a toaster actually fry the toaster since the CD is electronically run? Or would it melt it? I know putting metal foil in a microwave would do all sorts of damage to the microwave.

Post by **odditude** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:28 am

Mark57Raider wrote:Actually, wouldn't putting a CD in a toaster actually fry the toaster since the CD is electronically run?

Whahuh?

It will warp/burn/melt the plastic. You didn't try it already and breathe the fumes, did you?

Mark57Raider · Post by **Mark57Raider** » Fri May 16, 2008 12:52 am

odditude wrote:It will warp/burn/melt the plastic. You didn't try it already and breathe the fumes, did you?

Geez I'm not a retard, I'm just scientifically challenged.

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